Monday, 31st of October, 2016

Page 431

Monday, 7th of November, 2016

Page 432

Ash accidentally smashes Charlie's head on the pavement.
One more time...

Monday, 14th of November, 2016

Page 433

It's a little bit cause he's a girl, but Ash would never admit it to his face.

Monday, 28th of November, 2016

Page 434

Monday, 12th of December, 2016

Page 435

Says the girl who has a time travelling friend.

Monday, 19th of December, 2016

Page 436

Of course, humans are apes, so it would be difficult for this to be untrue.

Monday, 26th of December, 2016

Page 437

Of course, his whorls! What else would it be?

Monday, 2nd of January, 2017

Page 438

...really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really...

Monday, 9th of January, 2017

Page 439

The original statue looks like that from the back, too. You just never see it.

Monday, 16th of January, 2017

Page 440

Quiet you two, the adults are talking. Well, the adult and the child robot are talking.

Monday, 23rd of January, 2017

Page 441

Monday, 30th of January, 2017

Page 442

Well, you asked.

Monday, 13th of February, 2017

Page 443

It ate everybo- Oh wait, wrong show.

Monday, 20th of February, 2017

Page 444

I'm positively overwhelmed with anticipation.

Monday, 27th of February, 2017

Page 445

Sunday, 5th of March, 2017

Page 446

"On the plus side, this is much less explicit than any of the 50 texts she sent me."

Hey guys, I've started to feel a lot better lately, and hopefully will be able to increase up to 2 or even 3 pages a week in the following months.

With this in mind, I've considered starting a patreon page to help pay for the website and other expenses. So I'm throwing it open to you guys: if I do open a patreon page, are you interested in supporting it? If you are, are you interested in any specific rewards/goals?

Monday, 13th of March, 2017

Page 447

Thanks for all your encouragement last week, guys! I've launched my Patreon, which you can check out here. We've already reached the first goal and almost got the second! My undying thanks to everyone who has donated already.

As a celebration, the webcomic will be bumped up to 2 pages a week from now on. The next page will go up Thursday.

Incidentally, if you've seen the enormous ad at the top of this page and have made up your mind, you can point your browser to bloodsplatteredsocks.com/archive to hide it.

Thursday, 16th of March, 2017

Page 448

Actually, getting in a hot shower is a terrible, terrible plan, but Sam lives in a place hot enough that he doesn't need to know that.

Monday, 20th of March, 2017

Page 449

It works on so many levels!

Thursday, 23rd of March, 2017

Page 450

If only Ash knew that a mere 30 years in the future, a brutal femocracy rules the Earth, and all males are hit in the balls every day.

Monday, 27th of March, 2017

Page 451

Sam knows the exact date because it's his birthday.

Thursday, 30th of March, 2017

Page 452

"Actually, make it a round hour"

Monday, 3rd of April, 2017

Page 453

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am Eastern time, August 29th. It goes night-night at 2:15 am, and nothing especially bad happens."