Thursday, 6th of April, 2017

Page 454

Chapter 24: Wait, particles take how long to render?

Monday, 10th of April, 2017

Page 455

Thursday, 13th of April, 2017

Page 456

I mean, yeah, but probably not for another 70 or 80 years.

Monday, 17th of April, 2017

Page 457

Don't tell Emi the stars are also suns.

Thursday, 20th of April, 2017

Page 458

"So.... is that a yes?"

Monday, 24th of April, 2017

Page 459

Thursday, 27th of April, 2017

Page 460

You gotta take BEEC1001 - beach theory' before they let you take 'BEEC2000 - practical applications of beaches'.

Monday, 1st of May, 2017

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To be fair, she hasn't actually killed anyone yet. Not for lack of trying.

Thursday, 4th of May, 2017

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Monday, 8th of May, 2017

Page 463

Problem. Solved.

Thursday, 11th of May, 2017

Page 464

Cream is very in this season.

Monday, 15th of May, 2017

Page 465

"It was just sitting on some guy's shelf!"

Thursday, 18th of May, 2017

Page 466

"And the ocean is rather large, too."

Monday, 22nd of May, 2017

Page 467

Thursday, 25th of May, 2017

Page 468

"Well, swim or drown. I forget exactly which."

Monday, 29th of May, 2017

Page 469

Sam subscribes to the John Wayne school of swimming instruction.

Thursday, 1st of June, 2017

Page 470

It's basically a sea bear.

Monday, 5th of June, 2017

Page 471

Dogs are basically land sea bears.

Thursday, 8th of June, 2017

Page 472

Damn you, air land sea bears!

Monday, 12th of June, 2017

Page 473

How could you forget your own mother?

Thursday, 15th of June, 2017

Page 474

Today on Things to Never Say: this.

Monday, 19th of June, 2017

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To be fair, Ash saw all those pictures of Charlie, so that's kind of a wash.

Thursday, 22nd of June, 2017

Page 476

"And once I freeze to death, floating will be much easier!"

Monday, 26th of June, 2017

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"I bet I could take one, but I'm deciding to leave the water for unrelated reasons."

Thursday, 29th of June, 2017

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Monday, 3rd of July, 2017

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One day Ash will be walking along and suddenly remember saying this, and then she will run straight into a brick wall.