Blood Splattered Socks

24th of June, 2015 (Wednesday)

She never really liked you, it was all a ploy to get the wallet.

Surprise.

24th of June, 2015 (Wednesday)

Yochanan
Have you ever read Alex Rider: Eagle Strike? This is basically a small version of the pickpocket scene.

mra
He fell for that quite easily.

shadowrunner2323
hey charlie, there's gullible written on the ceiling!

Degillin
That is it Ash...take the money and run before the hitman shows up and ends up killing you too.

atemu1234
I will be very bemused if that is what happens.

DMAN
I would be even more bemused if it is agent 47 that actually shows up to do the deed.

Mujaki
She's going back to get more pancakes.
MORE.

LaughingTarget
His older self needs to come by and take his place. When she comes back, she'll be, "Hoe long was I gone?"

25th of June, 2015 (Thursday)

Kid Cthulhu
Watch, she'll come back with a dress and some pumps.
"Don't feel bad, Charlie. I made sure they didn't have laces."

atemu1234
@KidCthulhu I'd believe that quicker.

zhourahl
This is actually how it ends.

Kid Cthulhu
@atemu1234
"Wait, hear me out Charlie. The killer won't be looking for a -girl- at the wedding. Perfect camouflage!"

Be nice to other people (especially if you don't agree with them).
Comments with links may not show until moderated.