Blood Splattered Socks

Monday, 7th of December, 2015

Puns.

Wednesday, 9th of December, 2015

Ash never questioned why her mother still wore makeup if that were true.

Friday, 11th of December, 2015

It's a trap! Remover!

Monday, 14th of December, 2015

Not the answer Ash wanted to hear.

Wednesday, 16th of December, 2015

Chin up, Charlie. You'll be able to convince someone someday.

Friday, 18th of December, 2015

Turns out this has been a batman fanfic the whole time. Surprise.

Monday, 21st of December, 2015

She must have used her special permanent makeup that can never come off no matter what!

Wednesday, 23rd of December, 2015

Kate didn't want to bother thinking of something to get back at Sam for directly.

Friday, 25th of December, 2015

Everyone knows if you wear velcro to a wedding, the bride will literally kill you.

Monday, 28th of December, 2015

To be fair, he is like 11.05. I mean, 11.0 is fine, but 11.9? Boy, that'd be embarrassing.

Wednesday, 30th of December, 2015

...You wanna be a flowergirl?

Friday, 1st of January, 2016

Worst. Idea. Ever.

Monday, 4th of January, 2016

Why'd you have to say that, Sam?

Wednesday, 6th of January, 2016

He did say he's do this.

Friday, 8th of January, 2016

Percussive maintenance: for when turning them off and on again is a felony.