Friday, 27th of March, 2015
Ash is practicing for a spot on a shampoo commercial. Sure, her hair's shorter than the other girls' and she has all the grace of a category 5 cyclone, but she thinks she can get it.
Monday, 30th of March, 2015
At least they don't have little pink hearts and bows on them. Well, those ones don't.
Wednesday, 1st of April, 2015
It's actually a smoothie maker.
Friday, 3rd of April, 2015
Ash would make a terrible (if long-lived) bomb disposal officer.
Monday, 6th of April, 2015
Don't be so drastic, Ash. I'm sure you could fashion a crude form of clothing out of an old newspaper and some glue.
Wednesday, 8th of April, 2015
Duck season! No wait...
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Friday, 10th of April, 2015
Sam disqualified Ash's foot because it's technically more of an open wound at the moment.
Monday, 13th of April, 2015
They really need to think of a better name than 'That guy'.
Wednesday, 15th of April, 2015
Ash's grandfather taught her how to salute the proper Australian army way, but he could never get her to remember to use her right hand.
Friday, 17th of April, 2015
Ash thought it'd be like a plane flight. She forgot Sam's car doesn't have any TVs
Monday, 20th of April, 2015
Sam built a program that played this game while at university, so he's really good at it.
Wednesday, 22nd of April, 2015
Northwesterlies are actually the least common wind in this part of the world, but Charlie doesn't know that.
Friday, 24th of April, 2015
It's very simple. Boys get to pee outside with ease, but in exchange they have to make offerings to the zipper god. So commandeth Zipthor, long may he reign.
Monday, 27th of April, 2015
You keep forgetting this, Charlie. Do you want a flash card?
Wednesday, 29th of April, 2015
"Alright you can play, just dear god OPEN YOUR EYES BEFORE WE ALL DIE!"
Friday, 1st of May, 2015
"Well, I can do that. I don't know about you"
Monday, 4th of May, 2015
Charlie is vividly remembering his father telling him not to touch the TV screen, then him touching it, then him not being able to sit down for a while.
Wednesday, 6th of May, 2015
The new version is coming out in a few months; it's going to cost five souls and an orphan heart.
Friday, 8th of May, 2015
"And I can un-buy them, too!"
Monday, 11th of May, 2015
Sam wasn't going to let a little technicality like not remembering what the word means stop him from winning.
Wednesday, 13th of May, 2015
"That'll learn him to throw underwear at my head. Somehow."
Friday, 15th of May, 2015
Somehow I don't think those shorts would make you any warmer, Ash.